I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
Swan glide along the flooded riverside walkways in the shadow of the cathedral in Worcester. Picture: David Jones/PA
“So pleased with a daydream that now living’s no good. I took off my shoes and walked into the woods. I felt lost and found with every step I took.”
Another one of my Bright Eyes creations lol.
ambedo n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.
THIS IS SO COOL
Oh my goodness, this is beautiful.
I NEED MORE VISUAL POETRY IN MY LIFE.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE BUT I LOVE IT.
As egos collide, Black Widow—street name, Natasha Romanova—is the only character who does not throw a monstrous hissyfit. The only character to gather actionable intelligence against Loki from Loki. The character who not only literally kicks sense back into the brainwashed Hawkeye, but then absolves him of any sins performed while under the loony god’s spell.
You want fearless? When midtown Manhattan is swarming with thousands of robo-aliens, the dreaded Chitauri, Black Widow commandeers one of their slippery aero-sleds and flies it to steal Loki’s glowing phallic scimitar so as to save the world so Iron Man can blow up the aliens.
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| — | From an article about the reviews downplaying/ignoring the importance of Black Widow in the film, and the role of women in action in general. (via honeyspider) |
Do yourself a favour. Click on the picture.
BADASSERY
holy fucking shit
excuse me i’m just SAVING THIS FOREVER
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i am on the verge of tears i am so excited for this
Oh dear god.
Guys. GUYS. MY CHILDHOOD.
YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIVES.
OMG It’s for the good of HUMANITY! CLICK IT!!!!
THERE WENT MY PRODUCTIVITY FOR TODAY
AAAAAAAAAHHHH MY CHILDHOOD
Minorthalia tries to Get Fit, part vierzehn
In a desperate attempt to fit the gym into my life as part of a sustainable routine, today I went BEFORE work.
dear god what was i thinking
